SomeMnlightSculptr Yandere, I believe stalking is a metric shit ton of work and because of that only someone who really loves you is able to stalk you for real. Trust me, stalking isn't easy. In my opinion yandere and stalker are synonymous. Plus it is ony scary if you are a pig who can't be faithful to your girl.
You've been cursed, pick one:
1) You must eat every 30 minutes you are awake, if you fail to do so a mysterious aura will immediately find the nearest thing to force into your mouth whether it is a stapler or shit from the toilet.
2) You must read every little thing you come across, without exception from road signs or the entire terms and services section, you literally cannot stop yourself from reading.
3) You must have an orgasm every 30 minutes you are awake, should you fail to do so a mysterious aura will take over your body and rape nearest person, should no person be available then you immediately begin fucking the ground or whatever object is near by without fear of the damage said thing will do to your body.