SomeMnlightSculptr Yandere, I believe stalking is a metric shit ton of work and because of that only someone who really loves you is able to stalk you for real. Trust me, stalking isn't easy. In my opinion yandere and stalker are synonymous. Plus it is ony scary if you are a pig who can't be faithful to your girl.

You've been cursed, pick one:
1) You must eat every 30 minutes you are awake, if you fail to do so a mysterious aura will immediately find the nearest thing to force into your mouth whether it is a stapler or shit from the toilet.
2) You must read every little thing you come across, without exception from road signs or the entire terms and services section, you literally cannot stop yourself from reading.
3) You must have an orgasm every 30 minutes you are awake, should you fail to do so a mysterious aura will take over your body and rape nearest person, should no person be available then you immediately begin fucking the ground or whatever object is near by without fear of the damage said thing will do to your body.

    Leylin_Farlier
    I sleep alot. So my awake time is not that much. That's a plus.
    It also does not state the amount I eat, so snacking on stuff is fine. Am just gonna have to place mini snacks that won't be stressing my system even if eaten at 30 minutes interval in close proximity to me.
    In amy case, a single stalk of celery every 30 minutes except mealtimes should save me from eating sht and other horrendous things I guess.

      shelwyn Paintings.... I mean I decorate my walls with stone art but since my choices are only these two........

      All shoes you wear are too loose or all underwear you wear is too tight.

        Leylin_Farlier I will go with shoes then
        and for the above on the 2nd one reading addiction is kinda like an ability too so that one plus, I will keep learning....even if I will get mad ,but that could be handled easily....
        ok here

        alone on a island with necessities but without any modern tech ofc
        or
        with someone on a lost floating boat , with dwindling supplies...

        and in both cases no garuntees of survival or rescue

          ucoqid Neverfire at breakfast, Never beats tuggy as a houseguest... If I have to eat their flesh then tuggy will do, since he is younger and probably more tender....

          Your internet always makes everything lag for 30 extra seconds or Your PC always fucks with you and makes the font on every website 8px.

            gorky gorky
            I'll rather choose that I'll be alone in an island with supplies with a talking cat with powers as a pet. :D sure that i'll have someone to talk to and the same time have pawers. .haha

            ucoqid 29y.o like loli..... Obviously, I am a lolicon, not a pedophile. I'm a lolipedo at worst, or at best, whichever it is.

            You must watch the entire Devil May Cry anime everyday or you must read the entire Harry Potter series every week.

              gorky
              A talking cat with powers as a pet.
              I wanna have a darkness-electric type over powered cat. A plus if it can change its size at will and shoots lasers from its eyes.
              \(●o○;)ノ
              Turning in to a cat is also not bad though. But the other one is better.

              9 days later

              Tugster keyboard and mouse
              You can easily chat and do some cheats while playing LOL

              Live or die haha

                takeshi_zaizen you do know that any one end of just living or just death is undesirable
                we need both simultaneously for life !
                (like how countless cells are dying and countless are being birthed throught your life)

                so basically forever stay on that unstable swing and hopefully be an immortal
                aka I choose life

                and here's the question
                forum /discord?
                (everyone)

                  gorky never been to discord
                  Maybe I'll just choose forum

                  Go back to the past or go to the future?

                    IIXXII Definitely without electronics/ devices, I might be a nerd but I can't live without any snacks, sweets and food.

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