Alright, fricking frick frick it. Imma sell me soul to the review gods.
'Novel': Abiogenisis (https://www.webnovel.com/book/10824154606179605)
Basically, it's a collection of shorts, and other meta shite, because I'm a pretentious prick who thinks he can write.
I mean, it's not even a novel. Also, it's 'realistic fiction', so y'know it's already gonna be bad.
But, here's the synopsis of the thing I'm writing the most:
Death has truly mastered the big brain plays. Basically, it's about Death doing random stuff in hell, or whatever you want to call it, whilst no longer giving a shit about anything. Feat plenty of bad jokes, and fedoras.
Heck, me novel is so pretentious that I made the cover in microsoft paint.