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  • Diss me if you have what it takes! Use your best insult you dumb reader!

177353 Im a cat! You are literally complementing me! I love fish, and full of income tax means Im f*ckng filthy rich! And purple carrots are healthier and more rare than normal carrots, so everything u said is a compliment!

    Cantiara So are those the people who dont applaud for others? Cause I clap for everything means I can give my congrats? Than every single one of u r trash! Cant evem love yourselves or your family!

      KoraL I've already gained a like u filthy ingrate! Not shamelessly applauding one's self goes against the hidden rules of Webnovel account users! Why is it common to see originalnovels with author 5 star reviews? It is because we love ourselves, while you even hate the family which brought u up!

        iWish_iWasA_Cat I only see the first post (which is completely innocuous) with a like. All other posts by you only have you liking them. And must be delusional to think you're even close to Webnovel's level of shameless. Tell me when you're able to delete unflattering posts because that's how you get a 5 🌟 rating.

          iWish_iWasA_Cat How rote. If that's your best comeback, then what's the point of asking for our best. You're not even insulting her, but her mother instead. You have no skill and no class.

            iWish_iWasA_Cat

            Oh wow, you had the whole day to come up with a good one and that was the best you could do? Looks like your mind is not merely twisted, but actually sprained. You're lucky I'm exhaustipated today. Meaning, I'm too tired to give a shit. So Imma put you on mute. But hey, since I'm still a nice person, let me just wish you a day that's as pleasant as you are.

              Pwease insult mew mur Purr-daddy-kun UwU but don't b mean OpO
              Weply to mwe waddy Puwr-puwr, I'm bowwwwed TuT Uwu owo
              Wi wunt to wunue powstinw bwe wi dwnt wan too woo spam soo pwease wepy Owp

                Dear, IWishIWasACat.
                We, of Ocean.Inc, are sincerely sad to know that your decision inquiring our previous posts was simply to ignore them. While we accept your decision, as the difficulty of finding a proper reply to such shit-post is enormous; We'd like to inform you that "Pussy" is also an synonym of cat, and in such perspective, using the words "I wish" would be incorrect, as it possibly implies that you aren't in such category, while such information is clearly incorrect.

                We'll be waiting for your possible reply.
                Best Regards, Fish.

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