ParCash and it
smelled great
ParCash But suddenly
cake exploded
ParCash And Poop
was disappointed
ParCash because it
was lonely
ParCash and pee-pee
was jealous
ParCash So he
killed poop
ParCash And ate
Rainbow farts
ParCash of ponies
and clouds
ParCash rained blood
which smelled
ParCash like granny's
awesome cookies
ParCash (why are you soo good??... Be evil.. create disgusting stories) With cockroaches