Oh come on this a hilarious topic. Don't break the streak, especially with plain self promos. (at least play along)
For my longer novel: A modern businesswoman with an identity crisis gets crammed into the body of a toddler in a fantasy world. Fails at being an Otome villainess. Faces impending doom with old lady hobbies like cooking and making soap. Probably play unintentional therapist. Needs a vacation already and she's only 2.
Newer active one: Insane asylum graduate gets younger and redos the worst island vacation ever. Ready to cut a bitch, or smash some coconuts, either or. Lots of survival tips, may or may not be effective in real life. Sidekick teenaged siblings along for the messy ride. Totally not a dragged out Game of Thrones boring tropical island edition. Cameo of magic snake god somewhere in this.