Rextraos Its not lizards that are running the world. The toads are. And it is not a secret. to anyone else except you. The rest of us got the memo and we are just meant to keep it a secret from only you.... which now you have to figure out if I am just terrible at taking part in a conspiracy / keeping secrets or this is all just more misleading information to confuse you and numb you to the real conspiracy that is happening! 😝

And yes, you are an Upese expert. That is the official reason we gave you to get you to be our representative to the cannibalistic local natives living on a land full of valuable resources. So definitely an expert. The only one qualified to talk to these locals who barely speak Upese. There is no other reason why only you were the only one sent to negotiate with them, while the rest of us stayed well out of the way. Or any other dangerous people who may or may not speak Upese.

DazzlingGem lol, well good guess. It just surprised me. Though maybe I should pretend to be female, since they rule here :thinking:

fulminata There is no difficulty. Enlightenment is being able to find the truth amongst all the insanity and lies. Where better to figure out what sanity is than in a madhouse. What is right for you might not be right for someone else. But learning from other people's mistakes is always smart :)

          Rextraos Sigh Just admit it.

          Sigh And it's different with others calling me 'bro'. I've only spoken to them once and I thought my ID was obviously a girl's and they still call me 'bro'. With mng, you can't tell with his ID or avatar and I assumed he's male but still added a question mark. 😤 So it's not the same.

              I know, I know!!! @Rextraos, @mng and @fulminata, you guys should just start transforming into females so we'll all be females here!!! 😆 It's to support our lovely author, Lazy Cliche too!!! 😂

              PS: Oh, I forgot @SquUr. You can join in too! 😌 Let's all have an all girls party here!!! 😂😂😂

                Ahh, around Christmas is such a busy time, the traffic is the worst! The post office and couriers are so overloaded I guess I won't be getting the present I brought for myself on eBay back on the 18th. :angry: :sob:

                P.S My plan is to overdose on Eggnog or injects it directly into my bloodstream 😌

                P.S.S Though it says Catholic on my birth certificate I am actually agnostic, however, I like free stuff, eggnog and the discounts they have in most shops or digital game shops (Steam etc.) :smile:

                  mng ..but what if all this time I haven't reached true enlightenment, and I was just delusional. Nooooo!

                  DazzlingGem wassup bro~! 😂

                  Rextraos oh my! I'm very sorry for the inconvenience Sir. I'm the customer service agent assigned for your package. Your order was put on hold due to some "circumstances". We will immediately arrange for your package to be delivered right to your doorstep after 365days. Delivery will be free of charge and your order will have a guaranteed 300-day warranty starting from December 18, 2018. 😂

                          fulminata Sounds about right... sighs No doubt about it being late. :disappointed:

                          Weeeellll on the bright side WN just reset. Did you know? RSSG automatically releases three chapters every day at the reset time to take advantage of the fact of PS reset. :thinking:

                            DazzlingGem Just for you and Lazy Cliche, I have now decided that I will be female! At least for the purposes of this thread. Possibly the forum too, will see how my virtual sex change pans out here first before doing more virtual sex changes...

                            Rextraos You get discounts for being Catholic (or at least having it on a birth cert? I thought we only get free food if religions are looking for converts and / or trying to be charitable to the less fortunate.

                            fulminata Well if you are delusional but know about it, how delusional can you be? To misquote someone famous, "the wise have doubts, while the foolish have certainty". There is also a known cognitive bias that supports this view, where those who are less capable generally overrate their own capability; as opposed to those who are actually more capable.

                            DazzlingGem Congrats on the Upese practice. Keep it up! But don't worry. Rex will still be the expendable stooge (aka forefront, onsite negotiator) we send to any dangerous "natives". It helps fuel the worldwide conspiracy theory against him. Otherwise he would be too bored waiting for his orders :P

                                      UP!

                                      PS: Sorry, for the double post. Forgot to get my daily Upese practice in and my personal beliefs prevent me from editing posts.

                                      PPS: Also want to see if we can get this thread to be the one with the most posts :D

                                        mng Nah, I mean the discounts that most stores have for any particular holiday, there's no discount for being a catholic...that I know of :thinking:. For instance, Black Friday that goes on in 'murica has really good discounts😌

                                        What I was trying to say was that even though I do not follow the teachings of any particular religion I still practice certain religious holidays nevertheless with my family, co-workers and imaginary friends. It's also hard not to enjoy the perks that come with the holiday like a free day off, seasonal food and beverages. :smile:

                                        mng Otherwise he would be too bored waiting for his orders

                                        I stalk people and brush up on my Upese in my spare time, though I do often get bored.

                                        mng Also want to see if we can get this thread to be the one with the most posts :D

                                        WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S A THREAD OUT THERE WITH MORE POSTS? RIDICULOUS! PREPOSTEROUS! BLASPHEMY! :angry:

                                        Ohhh looks like SquUr is pretty excited and enthusiastic towards the newcomers. :grin:

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                                                  Did i get that right??? Come on guys! I need some advise on this mind boggling language. It's way harder than bone scripts or hieroglyphs.

                                                    mng I'm delusional in being delusional on the things I'm being delusional. 😂😂😂 Gawd. That was some intense delusions.

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                                                        Rextraos Darn, ok. Was hoping to really cash in... but now I have found that 'murica and Australia don't give preferential services to alleged Catholics that has ruined my capitalist dream prematurely... :disappointed:

                                                        Oh well, will figure out some other grand scheme to get me rich.

                                                        And celebrating holidays with imaginary friends is the best! Even in the rare situations that they upset you, you really know that you were at fault. I proudly speak from experience on this matter :smile:

                                                        Not sure if there is another thread with more posts. Never bothered to check and probably will not in the near future. I just figure there is no harm increasing the post count in this one, just in case. And maybe someone will notice how dedicated we are and take up CoPW. Kindof like campaigns to save tv shows.

                                                        fulminata Great work. Though I think that particular statement should be in all caps and come with one (1) exclamation mark. The grammar can be tricky in Upese. Particularly since it is a language for the creatively delusional and there are so many different dialects of this particularly type of crazy out there.

                                                        fulminata If you are going to do something, do it properly and to the best of your ability. Do or do not. There is no try.

                                                                mng Let me know when you'll have your sex change in real life too. 😉 Looks like you can ask Rex as he has experience with it.

                                                                mng PPS: Also want to see if we can get this thread to be the one with the most posts :D

                                                                Rextraos WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S A THREAD OUT THERE WITH MORE POSTS? RIDICULOUS! PREPOSTEROUS! BLASPHEMY! :angry:

                                                                And among the novel pick up request threads, this one was already the top and I don't think anyone would catch up. 😌 But it would be difficult for top overall since the Men vs. Women thread already has 40k+, I think.. 😅

                                                                fulminata We can do this! 😂 Up!

                                                                Happy Holidays!!! 🎉🎊🎉

                                                                Spent mine with family when I wish I could spend it with imaginary friends so we could just read quietly together. 😔

                                                                          mng

                                                                          mng Not sure if there is another thread with more posts

                                                                          Probably an official thread, I can think of no other alternative or possibility.

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