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"How do you want to die?!?!?!" - Villain sneers.

"Peacefully, of old age." -MC smiles.

Same

As you are leading the life of a wh*re, why are you erecting a monument for your chastity?" |Wu Qi|

After throwing him to their pursuers to buy himself time

Han Xiao my brother, I've no choice but to use you to fight for the slim chance of survival today! Remember to leave behind one single thread of your soul to reincarnate, and I'll definitely find your incarnation in the future, then help you continue to cultivate immortality. If you reincarnate as a man, I'll take you as my foster son, and if you are a girl, I'll marry you as my concubine. At any rate, I'll not make you suffer again!"

This is just too shameless imh

Xue Ying - 11
Bai Xiaochun - 12
Yi Yun - 7
Ye Xiu - 10

Does Qian Jin awaken his bloodline at any point?

Daoist_DarkSLight With pleasure!!!
Qin Wentian - 0!!!
Meng Hao - 16
Song Shuhang - 23

Qin Wentian - 7
Meng Hao - 16
Zhang Xuan - 2
Song Shuhang - 15

Qin Wentian - 8
Meng Hao - 13(+)
Zhang Xuan - 6 (-)
Song Shuhang -13

Qin Wentian - 8
Meng Hao - 12 (+)
Zhang Xuan - 8

Song Shuhang -12(-)

The dao is nothing... but at the same it is everything.
It doesn't exist, but at the same time it does exist.
Anything you can think of, is the dao.
And anything you can't think of, is also the dao.
There is no true or false dao.
For everything that you can think of has a part of the dao in it.

I, your father, have a big sausage!

&

I, your father, have a mushroom sausage!

Douluo Dalu

ShouldBeStudying yea...sad...have you read a CN with a female protagonist and how was it? just btw

Oxy Did the innate fetal poison have side effects we're unaware of? wink

Marvin - 7
Roland Wimbledon - 7
Song Shuhang - 14
Ye Xiu - 12

Imo he's just leaving these opportunities

SleepsOnFloor Haha just take your pick...the main character is a villain hence the evil quotes.

These are from an online novel I particularly enjoy.
You can find the rest on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/APracticalGuideToEvil

“Maybe I won’t go to Heaven but you’ve never owned a pit full of man-eating tapirs so who’s the real loser here?”
—Dread Empress Atrocious, best known for comprehensive tax reform and having been eaten by man-eating tapirs. They were later executed by her successor for treason after a lengthy trial.
“Morality is a force, not a law. Deviating from it has costs and benefits both – a ruler should weigh those when making a decision, and ignore the delusion of any position being inherently superior.”
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“There’s no surer sign you’re being played than being certain you’ve grasped your opponent’s intent.”
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“Please, do keep digging your own grave. I look forward to your splendidly inevitable demise.”
—Dread Emperor Benevolent the First
"Funny, isn’t it? No matter what language they speak, everyone sounds the same when you pull out their fingernails.”
—Dread Emperor Foul III, “the Linguist”
“See, this is exactly the kind of trouble I’d be avoiding by mind controlling the entire world. You fools are making my point for me, can’t you see?”
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“I imagine the High Lords would be inclined to protest the mind control, if I hadn’t seized control of their minds, which just goes to show this was the right decision all along.”
—Dread Emperor Imperious, shortly before being torn apart by an Ater mob
“Hahahahaha. Ha. You can’t beat me now, this is the first part of my plan!”
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“I can’t beat your band of heroes, true, but what if there were another eight bands also out for my blood? Ha! What are you going to do, form a line?”
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“Ah, but being defeated was always part of my plan! Yet another glorious victory for the Empire.”
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“Oh, I get it. The real treasure was the people I had executed along the way!”
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“Ah, but every palace you destroy has to be rebuilt! You’ve single-handedly pulled the Empire out of a slump, hahaha. Once again sweet victory is mine.”
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“Oh, woe is me, you’ve destroyed my army… Hahaha, you fell for it again! I haven’t paid them in a year, they were about to depose me. Once more, Irritant triumphs against all odds!”
—Dread Emperor Irritant I, the Oddly Successful
“Tyrants do not lose. We face temporary setbacks.”
—Dread Empress Maledicta II
“I see I’ll have to take drastic measures to ensure intelligent conversation around here.”
—Dread Empress Maledicta II, before having the tongues of the entire Imperial court ripped out
“Nothing is half as dangerous to a villain as victory. We raise our own gallows.”
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“Maybe I’ll lose one day. But not today, and not to the likes of you.”
—Dread Empress Maleficent the First
“Any plan with more than four steps is not a plan, it is wishful thinking.”
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“I never keep grudges. Not for long, anyway.”
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"The closest equivalent I’ve found to the Imperial court is the act of shoving your hand in a bag that could be full of jewels but is, most of the time, full of razor blades.”
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“The worst sin a villain can commit is to hesitate.”
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“Sometimes you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, executing the hens who laid them on trumped up charges and setting the most rebellious henhouse on fire as an example to the others.”
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“To bargain with devils is to paint with your own blood: the greater the work, the harsher the price.”
—Dread Empress Maleficent II
“The most important part of any summary execution is to remember to have fun and be yourself.”
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“You’d be surprised at the breadth of things that can be powered by the souls of the innocent. Fortresses, swords, my favourite chandelier.”
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“You have to enjoy life’s little pleasures, like lazy mornings and strawberries and invading Callow with an invisible army.”
—Dread Empress Malevolent II
“The best revenge isn’t living well, it’s living to crucify all your enemies.”
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“Where have all the good men gone? Graveyards, mostly.”
—Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy
“Only heroes get to have the torch handed to them. Villains must take it from their predecessor’s corpse.”
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“I trust people to act according to their nature. Anything more is sentimentality.”
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“Power is mostly a matter of making the right corpses at the right time.”
—Dread Empress Malicia the First, First of her Name
“It is impossible for the Empire to make an appreciable gain so long as this gain is a loss to every other nation on Calernia. To remedy this, we must discard the traditional lines of allying only to Evil polities and make it so that it is in the interest of other powers for us to rise.”
—Extract from ‘The Death of the Age of Wonders’, a treatise by Dread Empress Malicia
"Note: only offer the hero the chance to replace my right-hand man when my right-hand man is no longer in the room. Additional note: find out estimated rebuilding cost for the summer palace.”
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“Note: those meddling heroes keep surviving getting thrown off cliffs. Must build taller ones in anticipation of the next encounter.”
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“Note: orc buoyancy is limited. Avoid fighting the damnable rebels near shoddily-built dams in the future.”
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“Home is wherever you can order someone drowned and not get any odd looks.”
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“Look, if he didn’t want to be fed to my acid-spewing crocodiles he shouldn’t have brought me bad news.”
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—Dread Emperor Malignant II, the Particularly Petty
“You can never have too many tiger pits, Chancellor. That’s the same lack of vision that has people say “that’s too large a field of energy to absorb” or “calling yourself a living god is blasphemy”.”
—Dread Emperor Malignant III, before his death and second reign as Dread Emperor Revenant
“Of course I don’t step on people’s throats using my own heels. Have you seen how gorgeous these boots are? I’m not getting blood on these beauties: it takes at least two princes to get the right amount of skin, and duke leather just isn’t the same.”
—Dread Emperor Nihilis I, the Tanner
“If I had an aurelius for every assassination attempt, I wouldn’t have to keep raising taxes.”
—Dread Emperor Pernicious, the Imperiled
“That’s the thing with invincibility. You have it until you don’t.”
—Dread Empress Prudence the First, the ‘Frequently Vanquished’
“There’s a natural hierarchy to the world, Chancellor: there’s me, then my boot, then all of Creation under the boot.”
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“A villain should make plans with the understanding that everything you can conceive of going wrong will, and then a few others things too.”
—''Dread Empress Regalia
“Gaining power’s a lot like scaling a tower, Chancellor. The longer you do, the more likely you are to fall.”
—Dread Empress Regalia the First, before ordering her Chancellor thrown out the window
“Your mistake, Queen of Blades, is in thinking that virtue is the province of Good. Every Tyrant who has ever claimed the Tower, every fool and every madman, had the seed of greatness in them. Courage, cleverness, ambition, will. We may lose our way, we may lose ourselves, but every time we get… a little closer. You think I am afraid of death? I am a droplet in the tide that will drown Creation. I take pride in this, even in my hour of failure. Empresses rise, Empresses fall. But the Tower?
Oh, the Tower endures.”
—Last words of Dread Empress Regalia the First
“They call Ater the City of Gates and then forget to mention how often those are shut on people’s fingers.”
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“Oh, on most days we lose. But once in a while, just once, it works. And those moments of perfect clarity where all the world is in the palm of your hand, a hundred thousand middling minds made into flawless assembly by your will? Those are worth all the rest.”
—
“The only thing more dangerous than being hated by a villain is to be loved by them.”
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"Here is the truth of our dreadful crown: to claim it a declaration of war on banality, on mediocrity. The banner of the enemy is apathy, the slow grind of the inevitable. Victor or ruin, every Tyrant that ever lived bet their madness against the bridle of the Heavens.”
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“No man in Creation is so dangerous as a well-meaning fool.”
—Dread Empress Regalia II
“Mark my words, the Imperial banner will be flying above Summerholm by midsummer.”
—Dread Empress Regalia II, shortly before initiating the Sixty Years War
"Who should really be afraid, between the dragon and the peasant with a sword?"
—Dread Emperor Reprobate the First
“My dear Chancellor, I didn’t murder my entire family and use their blood to turn myself into an undead abomination to be told I couldn’t do things.”
—Dread Emperor Revenant
“The source of wonder and horror is the same, and the boundary between them thinner than you would think.”
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“It probably doesn’t count as cannibalism if you’re already dead.”
—Dread Empress Sanguinia I, the Gourmet
“This eye for an eye business is horridly proportional. I assure you, if I’m losing an eye then so is everyone else.”
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“Ah, mortal wounds. My only weakness.”
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“I’ll be honest, Chancellor – revenge is the motivation for over half the decrees I’ve made.”
—Dread Empress Sanguinia II, best known for outlawing cats and being taller than her
“Invading? Good Gods, of course not. We’re merely manoeuvring.”
—Dread Empress Sinistra II “the Coy”, after being hailed by the garrison of Summerholm
“Of course not, did you see the height of that drop? That is the last we’ve seen of the Shining Prince, I assure you.”
—'''Dread Empress Sinistra IV, the Erroneous
“Now kneel, fools, and witness my ascension to GODHOOD!”
—Last words of Dread Empress Sinistra IV, the Erroneous
“There’s only a thousand of them, I don’t care if they’re on a hill. This will be over by midday, Black Knight, mark my words.”
—Dread Empress Sulphurous, the Technically Correct
“The classic Callowan blunder. Sending an army into the Wasteland you can’t handle if it comes marching back as undead.”
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“Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. Unless you’re a necromancer, anyway, then the world is your blasphemous undead oyster.”
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“The essence of sorcery is blasphemy. Through will and power, every mage usurps dominion over the laws of Creation from the gods Above and Below.”
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“I was once told that character is what you are in the dark. I found, my dear Chancellor, that I was the dark.”
—Dread Emperor Sorcerous
“Taxes. Taxes and triplicate forms.”
—Dread Emperor Terribilis I, upon being asked what powerful sorceries he would use to humble the High Lords
“The best defence is to have killed all your enemies.”
—Dread Emperor Terribilis I, the Thorough
“It is a shallow soul who fights to the cry of ‘might makes right’. The truth is more concise: might makes.”
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“Doubt is the mother of failure.”
—Dread Emperor Terribilis I, the Lawgiver
“Only if it’s ‘being executed’.”
—Dread Emperor Terribilis I, upon being asked for a last request by a hero
“Do not make laws you do not intend to enforce. Allowing one law to be broken with impunity undermines them all.”
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“Did you really think I wouldn’t cheat just because I was already winning?”
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“Trust is the victory of sentiment over reason.”
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“Always mistrust these three: a battle that seems won, a chancellor who smiles and a ruler calling you friend.”
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“Threats are useless unless you have previously committed the level of violence your are threatening to use. Make examples of the enemies you cannot control so those that you can will be cowed. This is the foundation of ruling.”
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“Mercy might be the mark of a great man, but then so’s a tombstone.”
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“Never wound a man you do not intend to kill.”
—Dread Emperor Terribilis II
“Ha! And I bet you didn’t even see it coming!”
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“Treason is more art than act.”
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“I’ve been told one can only be betrayed by a friend, which is why I constantly surround myself with enemies.”
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"I’ve yet to encounter a situation that couldn’t be improved by a copious amount of lies and body doubles.”
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“There’s nothing better in life than the look on your enemy’s face when they realize you’ve played them every step of the way. Why do you think I keep starting secret cabals trying to overthrow me?”
—Dread Emperor Traitorous;
“Gentlemen, there is no need to worry: our plan is flawless. The Emperor will never see it coming.”
—Grandmaster Ouroboros of the Order of Unholy Obsidian, later revealed to have been Dread Emperor Traitorous all along
“My dear friends, I have a confession to make. Some creative reframing of the truth may have taken place during the planning of this coup.”
—Dread Emperor Traitorous, addressing the Order of the Unholy Obsidian upon successfully usurping the throne from himself
"If Creation is not mine, what need is there to be a Creation at all?”
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“All lessons worth learning are drenched in blood.”
—Dread Empress Triumphantnote , First and Only of Her Name
“Don’t think of it so much as a fall, but rather as an opportunity to learn how to fly.”
—Dread Emperor Venal, in the act of succeeding his predecessor
“Those who live by the sword kill those who don’t.”
—Dread Emperor Vile the First
“Before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for the fool and one for all those pesky relatives.”
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“And on your grave we shall have inscribed: he was witty all the way into the tiger pit.”
—Dread Emperor Vindictive the First
“I’ve found that the best way to win at shatranj is usually to turn into a giant snake and tear my opponent’s throat out.”

zhayie Kieran is a favorite of mine too...sigh...Is Ye Xiu that good?