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It's the paying readers' fault!
Damn paying readers.
It's all your fault, as you can't go a single day without clogging up the damn fat ass of these greedy bloodsuckers with your damn hard-earned or daddy-given money!
The only way they can go back now is if there's a manifesto from you. Cancel your subscriptions and stop donating your damn money until they come back or you won't have people to show off to with your damn magic castles.