NIUr

  • Dec 31, 2019
  • Joined Aug 28, 2018
  • Alright, fricking frick frick it. Imma sell me soul to the review gods.

    'Novel': Abiogenisis (https://www.webnovel.com/book/10824154606179605)

    Basically, it's a collection of shorts, and other meta shite, because I'm a pretentious prick who thinks he can write.
    I mean, it's not even a novel. Also, it's 'realistic fiction', so y'know it's already gonna be bad.

    But, here's the synopsis of the thing I'm writing the most:

    Death has truly mastered the big brain plays. Basically, it's about Death doing random stuff in hell, or whatever you want to call it, whilst no longer giving a shit about anything. Feat plenty of bad jokes, and fedoras.

    Heck, me novel is so pretentious that I made the cover in microsoft paint.

    • Hello there.
      This too is a shameless plug.

      You know when you're scrolling through webnovel as ya do, and half of em are the same concepts used over and over again? Have you ever wanted something bullshittily whimsical, and unironically bad? Have you ever wanted something meta, something that takes the piss because the author is a talentless hack? Have you ever wanted too many 4th wall breaks?

      Well, here I present Abiogenisis. (https://www.webnovel.com/book/10824154606179605)
      It is a complete clusterfuck, and if my earlier description did not convince you, here's a copy of the synopsis.

      And God gazed upon the Earth, and thus he spake:

      "What the fuck is this shit?"

      Presenting:
      One 'cancelled' short, one play, and all the angst in the world.

      Updates: Regular, if you don't look too closely at the publishing times

      P.S. You're all nerds.

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