The night is gray.
The moon is high.
I, Ye Bai, came home only to see a doll greet me!
"Hey! Doll! You're greeting me home?" I asked the lady doll on my doorstep.
But sigh! Am I too handsome that a ghostly doll is stunned when it observed my handsome face?
"Well! Since you're not answering me, let me send you home!" I called a taxi. It's late at night, but that's when business begins for some people.
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"Hey! Good thing you're here! This lady doll is stunned speechless after she saw my handsomeness! Could you send her to this address?" I spoke to the driver as I gave him an address of my ex-girlfriend. I wanted to show her how her face looked like when she first laid eyes on me!
"Heck no, brother! Who would do such a thing? Get it out!" The driver refused me after seeing the dolly that I threw in the back seat of his car.
"Now, now. I'll pay you triple the amount for handling her nicely, okay?" I compromised with the driver.
"Triple? Sure! Pay me in advance!" The driver excitedly answered.
In the end, all things went well.
The dolly who was stunned after seeing my handsomeness was sent off.
My girlfriend will be able to she that face.
The driver makes money!
And I? Fuck, yea! No scary shit at my door step! The doll has rotten beauty! Wait! There is no beauty at all! It was just rotten!