@Neverfire7 Was reading a novel, and this just so happened to remind me of you:
โ€œSexy? Alluring? Maybe. This Lord here can take it as a compliment."

And no. I know what you are thinking. You are none of these thing. It's the narcissism that reminded me of you! Hehe...

    A gun loaded with bullets is feared by one person. But a gun which is not loaded with bullets is feared by two person. The person in front of the gun which is loaded fears that the person holding the gun will shoot him. But the gun which is not loaded with bullets is feared by both the person in front of the gun and the person holding the gun.
    Now you are thinking what will i write next. I am also thinking what will I write next.

    In a small town there lived a man. He was not good at studies. So he was not able to study in the college. He had come to this town to work as a laborer at construction sites. He had only a pair of clothes to wear except his uniform for the work. Then one day he decided to to marry a girl. The father of the girl wanted the boy to come to their home and marry her in front of their house. The man did not had enough money to buy new suit and pant for his marriage ceremony so he decided to borrow his good friend' s suit and pant for the ceremony who had recently married. That friend asked him to let him came along to the ceremony in return. So on the day of marriage the groom and his friend came to the bride's home. The father of the bride had managed a room for them to stay at the second floor of their house. The groom was resting and meeting the relatives and friends of the bride in the room before the ceremony. The friend was walking around the first floor. Some people came to him and asked " Where is the groom? " The friend replied " He is on the second floor wearing my suit and pant." On the second floor this people came and asked the groom about the suit and pant. The groom became angry and called his friend to meet him. After his friend come he told him " What are you telling people? I has borrowed the suit and pant from you but in return i has also granted your request to come with me. So don't tell anyone about it." After that the groom returned to the second floor and his friend also returned to the first floor. After some time some other people came and asked him " Where is the groom? " He replied " On the second floor but he said not to tell about the suit and pant." On the second floor this people came and asked " What's the matter with suit and pant that you told your friend not to tell?" Now the groom became really angry. He called his friend and told him " Take your suit and pant. I will marry the bride in towel but i will not wear your suit and pant.( By a famous comedian)

      I miss the cat posts... Who posted them again?

      I tried to find some, but I got sidetracked by @gorky's gorkiness.
      This is the best I got.

        Veldora u need Kat's .... Here see my Katys !!!

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        And Blair's my Favorite BTW !

        Watch em and despair I ant giving them to ANYONE!!

          The_Fourth_Wall zen a word of advice from a fellow wisdom seeker

          A story in seconds are more powerful than years of pain!!
          People train and train eventually forgetting
          What it was that they had to gain?
          But a moments nudge and the timely fudge
          The stalks of life will surely bear the grains!

          But still the masters search for them in the most unusual of places, so don't mind me...
          I just wanted to ask u for duels! In story with a pinch of this and that!

          Let's clash and bash till the worlds go crash!!
          !!:-)

            gorky Hn. You did well in sending Uri.
            Continue this daily, and perhaps you'll be able to wash away the sin of misspelling my exalted name...

            Should you fail, rest assured that a loli grandma will be summoned to KICK. YOUR. ARSE.

              Well done, @Raskreia.
              There are no gifs to describe the warmth that fills my heart.

                The following actions are as necessitated. (See, paragraph 4, Section 36, Article IX of the constitution)

                I, Ikyuu, an upright individual of no-man's-lands, fully vaccinated, dewormed, no disabilities, no diseases, and no allergies whatsoever having the following records:

                no criminal records (of good moral character),
                zero sexual relations,
                more than 10 years of intoxicating beverage abstinence,
                non-smoker, and
                never been hospitalised with the exception of birth,
                do hereby declare my linkage with the Frost Fam (Snowman Clan).

                For inquiries, just ask.

                Note: Location and time of presence may vary.

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