You see, there seem to be way too many people that cannot identify thots. Fear not, because I am here to help you. These are extremely dangerous creatures that will eat you up and spit out the bones. I have around 2 years of experience of this website so I think I am a pretty reliable source.
1) Almost every single comment has an emoji in it. Sometimes they have an emoji on every damn sentence, but be careful if you are identifying thots with this method. Some guys like to absolutely spam emojis too. How to tell them apart is that most guys just spam random emojis on their review or comments for EXP. Thots will put and emoji after a sentence.
2) They will literally hyperventilate over a new romantic fiction novel. Some will even cry. Be VERY careful to stay away from these. They have the potential to kill on sight or if you provoke them by saying the novel is generic.
3) Ok, now we are moving onto the elite thots. These creatures have managed to surpass the boundaries of human and have become something even more terrifying. Every sentence will have a 'yasss queen' or 'slay queen'. Sometimes even a 'Yasss boo-boo'. DO NOT PROVOKE THESE CREATURES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! They normally lead an army of thots wherever they go and will not hesitate to completely destroy you.
Now that you are aware of how dangerous these creatures are, I shall now tell you the place to never go. Romantic Fiction novels. Going there is like sticking your arm into a deep dark pit and you have no clue what lurks there. Be very careful on this website because it is just as, if not more, dangerous than Instagram. I hoped this saved a couple of men out there.
, you slay queen
, whilst the female lead is really a cutieee
. They're the perfect adorable couple!
