Miya Do you know what the most universal language of all is? A lot of people say it is math, or science, but some even say it is art. But no, the real exact science is violence, violence is a universal concept that transcends race, ethnicity, culture, species, and even galaxies. I don't do exact science, I just dabble in addition and subtraction with a bit of multiplication and division on the side, for the ladies of course ;).

/lol.

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    Leylin_Farlier what about love
    what about relationship
    what about happiness
    why do you always focus on the bad, it's so depressing. cheer up
    while it is true that violence is universal across the different cultures, but so is forgiveness. they're basically two sides of the same coin

      Miya Good, you go and love and forgive the Alien Predator and I'll go use violence. See who's language manages to survive long enough to get passed on to the next generation.

        Leylin_Farlier I just dabble in addition and subtraction with a bit of multiplication and division on the side, for the ladies of course ;).

        i don't mean to brag, but if the ladies ask me about logarithm, the quadratic formula, or heck, even calculus. I got them covered
        you need to up your game if you want to impress the ladies. they have high expectations these days. and what do you expect? some fellow wanted to buy their hearts with his measly sum without taking the time to appreciate their worth

          Leylin_Farlier it's all about survival or the fittest eh?
          you go and use violence to try to reproduce, not sure if that'll work

            Miya I'm a lolicon my friend. Trust me. Multiplication or Division is more than enough to woo my audience.

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              Miya Trust me. It's easier to reproduce with violence.... Why are there so many mongols? The answer is rape, the second most violent from of copulation.... PS, the first is the female mantis eating the males head.

                Miya It's not a victim if she is willing or if she is in a third world country.

                  Miya you should add statistics and some stuff in econ in your arsenal. The probability of impressing your subject of affection will definitely rise. haha

                    This was supposed to be a cheerful thread... But then it was... annnnnnyyyyywaaay, 5488 EXP required for the
                    level up, for me!

                      I need around 4900

                        We need to catch that doist who reached lvl 5 then dissect , maybe we finally can find the secret to immortality , and we can skip worring about sprit stones to buy treasures to prolong this longevity.

                          soymilku i got them too.
                          back in my wild days as an underclassman of a university, i took both econ and statistics
                          :wink: i think i can only recall the basics but that's still more than enough to woo my audience
                          at least i appreciate my people enough to learn more than just basic algebra to impress them @Leylin_Farlier
                          but then again, i ain't planning on wooing some underage kids

                            Neverfire7 I don't really care about my xp. i just wannaaaa read... but how long before you reached lvl 4 tho? haha
                            Miya lol at wild days haha I only remember basic stat too but it played an important part in my thesis. so yeah, stat for life but econ is lifer.

                              Lv 4
                              6517 EXP required for the
                              level up,
                              so it says.

                                oh btw, who got any badge? I received
                                "such rich!"(yes that's what its called)
                                badge this morning.

                                  soymilku all i remember from econ is the supply and demand curve and how taxes complicate that whole process.
                                  if stat and econ are not enough to impress the ladies, I'm taking an osteology course this semester.
                                  Imagine, instead of going out on a picnic, i take my lady out to an archaeological site where we dig up ancient bones together. then I'll impress her 'cause i could totally tell the difference between a chicken bone and a human bone and i can tell if the bone we dig up was human or not. then, i'll impress her further by explaining to her what a mastoid process is, and it's the part of the temporal bone that attaches to a bunch of other muscles in the human skull.
                                  please allow me to use the info i learn from this class for something useful, otherwise I'd cry for spending hours memorizing bones and never getting to use the excessive info again

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