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-A cat defending against all odds- (lol)
Diss me if you have what it takes! Use your best insult you dumb reader!
Only two things can be considered the constants in our world: the universe, and your stupidity. However, scientists aren't all too sure about the former yet.
We've happily been best friends here. Sadly, even once I left, it lasted for years...
Oh so your Chinese novels are better than my preferences? Then I'm afraid we have three other contradicting things to argue about to moisten our hate even more. I don't agree with your racism, theft, men supremacy movement.
Why would you liked your own post?
I'm boring? I'm afraid god has long been bored with you.
RekiChan You don't think people can like themselves? Then how are you on Webnovel if you've long since hated yourself? Hypocrit, stop reading and writing if you feel like one can't embrace themselves.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, what is this, and wtf are you?
RekiChan People are like paper mache, purple platter pitter paper, posted and parted, so whats your deal with ripping others, does no other person have no rights, people should be partied, stuck stick clung together, so as paper mache, why can't I like those in the platter?
Im a nerd for reading? You are an illeterate trying to bully, does the ignorant have no shame?
RekiChan Its ok to mistype, but its a whole another problem when you cant even put the present tense of your sentence.
Why is there no challenger? So much wusses! Can't even think of a single insult? What are you! You are the definition of a cowardly ingrate.
iWish_iWasA_Cat Liking your own post is like high-fiving yourself (in public).
But then again, so is clapping. 
iWish_iWasA_Cat Your a salty noodle fish full of income tax you purple carrot
iWish_iWasA_Cat big gay
shelwyn What are you to assume my gender! I might be a girl, I might be a guy! If I am a guy, than that means I also am 'big'. So its not that I wish to be, its that they chase me from the locker rooms!
Eslyna What are you butting in other peoples busineses for!
177353 Im a cat! You are literally complementing me! I love fish, and full of income tax means Im f*ckng filthy rich! And purple carrots are healthier and more rare than normal carrots, so everything u said is a compliment!
Cantiara So are those the people who dont applaud for others? Cause I clap for everything means I can give my congrats? Than every single one of u r trash! Cant evem love yourselves or your family!
KoraL I've already gained a like u filthy ingrate! Not shamelessly applauding one's self goes against the hidden rules of Webnovel account users! Why is it common to see originalnovels with author 5 star reviews? It is because we love ourselves, while you even hate the family which brought u up!
iWish_iWasA_Cat That's your best comeback? Dude, it's so lame it doesn't even comeback 
Cantiara Your mom is a comeback by itself
iWish_iWasA_Cat I only see the first post (which is completely innocuous) with a like. All other posts by you only have you liking them. And must be delusional to think you're even close to Webnovel's level of shameless. Tell me when you're able to delete unflattering posts because that's how you get a 5 
rating.
iWish_iWasA_Cat How rote. If that's your best comeback, then what's the point of asking for our best. You're not even insulting her, but her mother instead. You have no skill and no class.
Oh wow, you had the whole day to come up with a good one and that was the best you could do? Looks like your mind is not merely twisted, but actually sprained. You're lucky I'm exhaustipated today. Meaning, I'm too tired to give a shit. So Imma put you on mute. But hey, since I'm still a nice person, let me just wish you a day that's as pleasant as you are.
iWish_iWasA_Cat I think you need serious help, you should go for a check up xd 
iWish_iWasA_Cat Objection! You are not a man nor a woman, not even a cat! You are an APACHE HELICOPTER!!!
sinb is better than u.
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iWish_iWasA_Cat
UwU I wuv wuo too daddy owo! If woo were a cat, would yow weat me?? OwO Uwu Pwease be wentle WuW
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Pwease insult mew mur Purr-daddy-kun UwU but don't b mean OpO
Weply to mwe waddy Puwr-puwr, I'm bowwwwed TuT Uwu owo
Wi wunt to wunue powstinw bwe wi dwnt wan too woo spam soo pwease wepy Owp
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Dear, IWishIWasACat.
We, of Ocean.Inc, are sincerely sad to know that your decision inquiring our previous posts was simply to ignore them. While we accept your decision, as the difficulty of finding a proper reply to such shit-post is enormous; We'd like to inform you that "Pussy" is also an synonym of cat, and in such perspective, using the words "I wish" would be incorrect, as it possibly implies that you aren't in such category, while such information is clearly incorrect.
We'll be waiting for your possible reply.
Best Regards, Fish.
iWish_iWasA_Cat 
Trt to have insult war with obito_tobi..
He like to insult other..
@The_One_Above_You
UwU How about it, Daddy ObiObi?? Wets be mwean too each other! UwU or would you wike to be wovey-doobey?? >v< OwO Blushes
DaddyFishGotBigPp bro, when did you become like this? Weren't you the mighty senior fishy? Has global warming affected even the deep seas you swim?
KoraL The fact that I have to be the only one to like your coment says a lot about yourself
KoraL I might be insulting the mother, but in turn comes the child, of the mother is already insult, plus the husbamd which matches, wtf will be that horrible baby that comes out?
Cantiara Im a cat, I literally basically dont have a brain compared to u, if u feel insulted by a house pet, than I cheer for your recovery!