May1st I have nine lives, who the f**k cares if I lose this one or not!
Diss me if you have what it takes! Use your best insult you dumb reader!
RekiChan U weeb! U need to stop playing too much games before u become even worse than a NEET!
SinB I have no idea who sinb is, is that perhaps the person u reserved the con*** that has gone dusted on your shelf for?
DaddyFishGotBigPp I cant eat u! If I eat u, than whose guppies am I supposed to swipe?
DaddyFishGotBigPp Im sorry, but I also need breaks, what kind of animal doesnt relax?
DaddyFishGotBigPp FK your black business! Your company who dumps black into my ocean contaminating my precious food, Ill just kill u as the represenative, forget your futuee children!
May1st I might have shame for liking everything, but whats up with u with pasting tour face all over?
Lize Obito is long been dead, how am I supposed to argue at him? U want me to keep meowing at his face when he can actually pronounce syllables!? Stop trying to cheat, y u even trying to cheat!?
DaddyFishGotBigPp fishes cant make faces stupid!
Overlord_Venus Its not global warming, its F*****G Ocean inc destroying the oceons idiot!
iWish_iWasA_Cat Are you the scammer that keeps calling my phone? Cause the amount of spam is too much, please stop and spare me :(
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Overlord_Venus
I recently started using tumblr. Doing anything but shit-posting is now Illegal.
Me? Insulted by you? Aw, moggie, I farted… that’s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.
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iWish_iWasA_Cat
!o? Nyaah
Purr-Daddy-Kun! I Feww ver gwud! Pwease Inshult mwe murr! Ewen when I'm nut a Balaenoptera Musculus, Also known as Blue Whale l, I'm spuwting mur than 35 Pints, 16,5612 Liters, or 4,375 gallons wuf my white stuff!!! Owo!!
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iWish_iWasA_Cat "I'm pasting tour face all over?" XD
If you were referring to my comments under novels as pasting face all over, then 
, i will admit that I'm a nuisance to novels or authors i like, but I'm not a delusional bitch who mentions someone else's mother like a kid that wasn't well trained at home.
I only suggested you get help course i can see that you have some brain problem or probably your life is a mess, but instead of you to make post asking for advise you're trying to make us join you in your bullshit.
No offence dude but i will stick to my former advice, "get help for your brain"
I have only one suggestion: Don't write if you are drunk or stoned.
Alcohol and drugs are no solution - go to a specialist and let him do a full check.
iWish_iWasA_Cat Oh yeah? Too bad for you then if you're not a weab or NEET. It were written thousands of times in Akashic records, ancient texts, media, and even in the law (China's Law that states reincarnated people must announce and register themselves) that only weabs and NEETs may have a chance to be reincarnated, transmigrated, time travels, and have all kind of cheats!!! And Loli harem!
Eslyna So every1s a scam to u now? What about your familymI guess u shoupd leave them!
DaddyFishGotBigPp ur a fish... u dont have intact poo...
Cantiara Then y u replied if u didnt give a sh!t, is it perhaps that u cant sh!t?
DaddyFishGotBigPp I never knew your fish had that... so bad that I dont wish to eat u now...
May1st My life is a mess? Your life is literally an emoticon! What can u do other than spam a fixed face?! Im a cat! And I Am Free!
Angko Im not an author stupid! Plus one needs to take drugs as medication is literally drugs! Are u so poor that u cant even buy vitamins!?
Eslyna Was he talkin to u!?
RekiChan I guess we need to delete half of webnovels library beforw u remember that u r wrong! Be quick before your alter ego self destructs from the broken fact of yours!
iWish_iWasA_Cat
But are you even talking about m8?
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DaddyFishGotBigPp Not m8, but you! aS n yuore "me" stewpeid foad!
I can't even understand your posts anymore, please, try to formulate better insults before posting, or at least be like me and don't even try...this is too sad to watch...
DaddyFishGotBigPp I tried to speak your fish language... I guess its so stupid that even u dont know what your talkin about... How do u live...?
DaddyFishGotBigPp Also everything I post is off the top of my head, how can a cat want to side track and doubletask? :/
iWish_iWasA_Cat
Please, don't make excuses.
I'm not even an dolphin, and I can do better.
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Was I too rude? I'm sorry, I mean, They're your replies and you shouldn't change just because of criticism. I hadn't paid attention when you mentioned your low, almost catlike intellect—No, I simply ignored it and judged you, while you tried your best, just because your replies didn't reach my expectations, while not paying any mind to your certain circumstances.
I'm sincerely sorry if this has caused you any damage to your sensible feelings, and just wanted you to know that I am expectantly waiting for your comebacks, no matter how low their quality may be.
Edit: Oh no, I just noticed this is exemplar material for r/ImVerySmart! sweats heavily
8 months later
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DaddyFishGotBigPp Hur Hur
My catlike intellect might be low from replying the moment I read, but at least I'm not a fish who needs to think for half a day. After a year, I bet you're already dead, maybe I have accidentally ate you when I went fishing with my paw before since you have such a small brain.
Edit: Wait- if you claimed to be smarter, how did I eat you? hurhur
@yaoyueyi Necro'ed Thread.
iWish_iWasA_Cat You talk weird I don't think my human brain can comprehend your great cat tongue.
iWish_iWasA_Cat Correction
You took more than a year to muster a reply back, I think it was you that had got eaten and only just came out the other way around
yaoyueyi locked the discussion.