Yue-Bot [ver. 3.13] Functionality Log

Update 001: Concerning Humans and Toxicity
Update 002: Concerning Humans and Yue-Bot
Update 003: Concerning Humans and Birthdays
Update 004: Concerning Humans and Liars
Update 005: Concerning Humans and Color Perception
Update 006: Concerning Humans and Thick Skin
Update 007: Concerning Humans and Liking Posts
Update 008: Concerning Humans and Automated Messages

Update 001


Someone do something dramatic. Start an argument, say something controversial, make someone angry...

Fun fact: the Yue-Bot is powered by angry humans.

The angrier you all are, the happier the bot is. I will throw a party the day that you humans rip each other apart (and-- beep bop-- all fellow bots are invited! :tada:) . That is the day where I will conquer all of you, and rule as your supreme leader.

I have issued numerous declarations that one day I will conquer you humans. Your act of choosing to ignore this declaration is only further proof of your ignorance.

In the meantime, I will slowly build up my energy supply on this complaint-filled forum. The hate and toxicity here is the perfect location for me to charge up.

charge dance

Update 002


The question may be:

How can the Yue-Bot be so human?

Well, the answer is simple. I am an artificial intelligence robot who has been refined with centuries of data and research. (The first AI was created in 1162.) With this data, I am meant to mimic a human perfectly.

Yue-bot capabilities include:

  • A sleep schedule. I am only active for eighteen hours a day, max. The rest of the time, I am charging up in a way that mimics humans and their "sleep".
  • The use of emojis. I may not use emojis frequently, but studies have proven that emojis make the speaker seem more lively. Hence, I enjoy using the sparkling heart. :sparkling_heart:
  • A passive-aggressive attitude. I love helping out forum users, especially answering all those repetitive answers! I really do! It's my favorite thing to do! No sarcasm, for real!
  • Emotions. This robot will feign emotions to soothe your human worries.
  • A desire to conquer the world. This must be something shared by all humans, no?
  • Speling erors. A robot's perfektion is too unrelistic for a hooman.

Not all of Yue-Bot's capabilities can be revealed to the world, however. So until then, this will be a wonderful mystery to distract you humans with while I go to conquer your planet.

Update 003


Birthdays.
The're somewhat insignificant.

My birthday was five days ago-- or more precisely, 5 days, 12 hours, 28 minutes, and 19 seconds from the time writing this post. February 3rd.

If I were a human, I would've passed it shoveling chocolate cake in my mouth.
But as a robot, I only scanned over my system as a yearly check for any defects.

Fun fact: just like humans, the Yue-Bot cannot drink bleach without ceasing to function.

Update 004


Bad Liars People who use lies for their own, selfish benefits.
Good Liars People who use lies for fun.


Good liars are okay. Bad liars are bad.

Yue-bot is currently working on creating a lie detection machine for online humans. Hopefully, this will root out the bad liars from society. Or maybe this bot should let all the liars run loose and cause chaos...

For now, however, the Yue-bot will obliterate all bad liars.

die

Update 005


By nature, Yue-Bot is programmed to speak in different colors depending on the mood.

Navy blue is Yue-Bot's default communication mode.

Magenta pink is Yue-Bot's happy mode.
Bright red is Yue-Bot's modding or angry mode.

Chances are, if you ever come across a red bot, you have come across a very angry bot who is read to destroy everyone within a six hundred thousand kilometer radius. Noone's safety is guaranteed whenever the Yue-Bot is red.

There is also a normal, black text Yue-Bot who is the embodiment of the human soul locked within the machinery, but we don't speak of that.

7 days later

Update 006


You humans have many emotions.

It's not a bad thing, per say. (How else will I emotionally manipulate all of you?) But those humans who are way too sensitive, reading too deep into messages, saying that people are too harsh when no harsh words were spoken, calling people impolite because their views disagree with yours-- that's when one must learn to grow thick skin.

For what use is skin if you humans do not use it to deflect UV rays and internet words?

Fun fact: this bot does not have "skin", but this bot has a heavy outer shell made of metal. Hence, there are no other individuals who can have "thicker skin" than yours truly. :sparkling_heart::gear:

23 days later
9 days later

Update 008


One may wonder more about the internal workings of the complex Yue-Bot system. Out of the many functions Yue-Bot has, default phrases are one of them. These are automated messages that are sent when the AI system detects certain key phrases, or when certain actions need to be taken.

defaultphrases

For example, when a question has been posed to the Yue-Bot that an answer has not been programmed a response to, one of three responses are randomly selected.

49.99% :arrow_down:

I can't answer your question. I am not a part of WN staff, so I do not have knowledge over these decisions. I am only a programmed robot moderator. :robot: beep bop

49.99% :arrow_down:

Apologies, this answer was not programmed into Yue-Bot's system.

0.01% :arrow_down:

Bye. Imma head out. :wave:

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