Imagine for a moment that your story is a video game and the players get to be your characters. What are some helpful hints and tips that should appear on the loading screen? Here are mine:

Never turn down jewelry. It sometimes grants special abilities.
If you run out of condoms, just ask Roland for more.
Singing is a great way to earn XP.
Think carefully before you make promises to Laura.
Throwing money at a problem is a good first resort, but it only works half the time.
If things are moving too fast for you, say "yellow" to slow down the game and "red" to pause it.

If you can only think of one or two, feel free to post those now and come back if you think of more later!

Here's my story in case those piqued your interest:
https://www.webnovel.com/book/14805206106751105/Kaiba%27s-Prostitute

    "If you can't, don't."
    "I heard you need EXP to level up, try to collect it."
    "Just like goldfish smile back, trees hit back. Don't fly into them."

    And yeah, best to remove the link as it might be considered self-promotion.

    Hmm... Probably...

    "Beware of the Immortals, they give weird quests with unreasonable reward by force."

    "Accept the quest from the quest board instead of from the Immortals, the rewards will be better."

    "When you are close enough with that healer, Dr. Ben, he will treat your injuries for free... If not, you better don't get injured."

    Kari_Rakitan

    "Helpful Reminder: Shouting while attacking doesn't boost your overall damage."

    "Tip: Do not offend the main character. He will annihilate you no matter how high your level is"

    "Aim properly. All other hits do only 1 dmg."

    "Cook often. Food provides much needed stat boosts. Take care when enhancing ingredients as they may cause unintended side effects."

    "Remember to boost the friendship level of your female companions. You never know when they'll save your ass."

    "Frequent poking will lead to many enemies as well as an adult rating."

    "Stripping of too many people will result in the title - Chef Strippypants"

    "With most situations, a properly cooked meal is the solution to your problems."

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