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I used to be like you, but then I got an arrow in the knee, which forced me to retire and think over my life choices. Adventuring and saving damsels in distress was fun, especially with my friends, but then Annabel got kidnapped by goblins (never saw her after that again) which made my team fall apart, never found new friends after that again, my reputation went down the gutter because somebody spread rumours about me being a bad teammate, as a last resort I joined the city watch, on my first night the city got raided by demons and I got shot in the knee, so I decided to retire and live out the rest of my life in the countryside. When I was approaching my 40s, I decided that I wouldn't die a pathetic death and started cultivating, with my knowledge of herbs I started making high-quality pills which I would then chug down in rapid succession to boost my cultivation speed. But then the Demon Lord arrived and took over the One-Hundred-Yuan Sect, when I heard of this, I went to the demon realm to get stronger and save the world, after many hurdles I managed to kill all the demons in the demon realm and absorb their powers, but when I got back to the main world I was shocked to see that the western tribes allied with the Demon Lord to usurp the True Heaven Sect, to do my duty as a filial son of the Ancestor of Rice I hurried over to the True Heaven Sect to help them, after the patriarch of the True Heaven Sect saw my filial piety, he cried and gave me the True Sun of Heaven Fire Cultivation Technique to practice, knowing that I was still too weak to battle the Demon Lord, I went into seclusion at the mountain of Tai, when I finally managed to comprehend the Space and Time Laws and cultivate the True Sun of Heaven Fire Cultivation Technique to the supreme level I went out of my seclusion to return to Tibet, to go help the True Heaven Sect, but when I finally arrived return to Tibet, I was devastated to see the corpses of the clan elders over the naked bodies of female demons, knowing I was too late I knocked my head against the ground to show my sadness, when I finally got a hold of myself, i got return to Tibet, I got up and went to the Demon Lord's castle to kill him for harming all living beings under the heavens, when I finally arrived there I was besieged by tyrranical god beasts and magicians from the western nations, not even my supreme arts were enough to defeat them, knowing that I would lose if I didn't manage to turn this situation around, I went back to the origin and used the Dao of Alchemy to turn them into nutrients to fuel my cultivation, when I finally managed to defeat them and barge my way into the Demon Lords castle, I was stunned to see that the Demon Lord was a little girl! Seeing those nation toppling thighs I returned to Tibet, I from China, return to Tibet, I realized that she was misunderstood all along, but she didn't understand me and tried to flee from me, so I used the ancestors favorite aphrodiastic to make her more submissive, after she willingly slept with me she became my wife and we ruled the three realms for eternity.
-Excerpt from the 'History of the First Ancestor' by Xuxayxhauanhuieha Scholar Ping Xijing
(PS: Ping Xijiping wasn't the best when it came to grammar)

SlaveOfTheLord lol