Mmmhh, i seem to have a fellow disciple noe Neverfire7 guess i can always be jelous for no reason and try and kill him or juat be friends with him? What a tough choice, guess killing him would be easier than being friends who gain their trust over long periods of time.
GIVE ME UR MOST ARROGANT IMPRESSION. LIKE THE VILLAINS IN CN
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"SHOCKED!!!"
Well.. a typical CN villain:
Looks down on everyone with disgusted expression, spits on everyone's faces.
Spots a random person not prostrating, orders bodyguards to chop his limbs off, and then proceeds to loot and rape their entire clan.
Neverfire7 I called you perverted? When was that? :T
I remember no such thing.
o wait
I remember,
the tight holes.
:X
Villian:(Looking down on MC)
Villian: loud as fck laugh* You cant possibly beat me for i am too powerful for you muahahhaa
.....gets beaten my OP MC.....
T. Every cultivation novel
Little fellow, your face is so beautiful... those limbs seem so thin and soft, I never had seen such a body. Though you may not like me at first, but after you eat at my heavenly adobe, you won't ever want to return to the outside world. I have beauties and cuties that you won't be able get your hands off. Each bite of my cooking will make you orgasm. Everywhere you go will give you a refreshing and new experience.
My helpers are your slaves, your each wish will be completed on a whim your each sin will be ignored. Eternal life and youth will be yours without any hard works as you reach godhood before you even notice.
Come and just step right in!!
-spoke a Rotting Corpse with jewels and gold on its body, while sitting on a throne of flesh and blood which produced cricketing and slithering sounds.
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"Cough SFX" why not this great elder Turkey here show all of you a little bit of my skill.
Who are you? This is the question that many has asked me across the eons and my answer is always the same:
Who am i? Hahahaha, I'm the incarnation of death, chaos, and war. I'm the duke of hell, the destroyer of multiverse, the master of the immortal demon grotto. Im the one that makes the heaven and earth tremble beneath me, I'm the executioner of immortal, the teacher of satan himself, I'm the one that shows my disdain even to the very creator himself because in front of me wether your a dragon or a tiger,a human or a god, a mortal or an immortal you shall all kneel before me, because I'm the "Fear Turkey"
Damn that was great, its been a while since i last acted tough/arrogant/evil.
UnhingedTaboo Each bite of my cook
I accidentally thought this said:
Each bite of my cock
HAHAHHAHAHA.... my mind. I'm sorry.
Nou ah im reminded of a certain noblese, a great existence that guy. a true noble.
hmm uproot the entire clan? skin my kin? devour my family? Hah, you obviously havent met a rogue like me, not to mention my family, everyone ive known is dead. my thread of karma is all but withered. goodluck finding anyone connected to me. this is the curse of eternal life, its sad and lonely. sometimes you would wish you are dead. but if you get through it, you would truly gaze upon another sky.
Cilliez Dirty!!.... your mind is filled with filth... worthy of entering my Demonic Gods circle!!
NineLife Dude Noblesse is a good guy!! how is this intimidating?
UnhingedTaboo intimidating for his opponent. imagine being told to kneel and you dont have power to resist. then he told you he didnt give permission for you to breathe as well. all that power you have is useless in front of him.
UnhingedTaboo it is not, i just thought all those people giving their intimidating speech, turns out the other guy is a loner his whole life, what kin i dont have one.
NineLife Yeah he does that from time to time!!... thats why I like him!!
Jzrrztt_ Masterful