I should be working but I'm sick and there is a very large spider in the corner watching me....

    I am in front of my computer.
    For some reason, there are lots of water bottles and glasses on my desk.

      Dontlookdown I don't know what a snapple is.
      I used to not know what a stereotype was.
      Now I do

        I met a man.
        His name is Rand.
        I slapped him hard
        with the back of my hand.

          Snapple has sugar.
          It cost 75 US cents when I was in school.
          Snapple is a beverage.
          I'm writing this while taking a college final exam.

            SnoozySloth
            That was a thought, the irony in this statement is awesome...
            Apples are falling from the dirt
            She is flirting
            What am I blurting?
            Did you think this was a rhyme, only if it ends with cymes?

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