I'll start:
A fat teenager gets tricked by an old man into getting beaten up by little green men and big dogs, have his body burned and blood sucked by demon spawn, and being horribly mocked by a tiny child, all in the hopes of maybe one day being less of a loser.
A story about a trash summoner who's pretty much an idiot and wears glasses even though it's in the far future (yes, healing magic exists, but they won't heal his eyes for free so he can't afford to cure his myopia).
No kidding. That is literally what I wrote for my synopsis because I received so many hate comments complaining about how my protagonist is trash and an idiot, and whining about him wearing glasses, that I got sick of it and decided to just write that to warn people to stay away from my story and not read it.
Here is mine: Just another stupid novel about a famous person who is destined to meet the love of his life. It will make you puke with how fluffy it is supposed to be and the smut is hideous. They are like little bunnies who can't keep it in. Also, the characters are flat and have the silliest dialogues ever.
This dude is kinda succesful, but he's got this tragic background, and now he's, like, transmigrated into another world. And it's kinda like the one he left, but not really the same, got it? Oh, and he's young again, and in another country, but there was no time travel, or at least not much. Got it?
Now he's a high schooler, cause high scool romances are cool, at least in manga and anime, but I can't draw shit, so I wrote it in words instead, and I got to call it isekai. Got it? And he's kinda an arse, but with integrity, so he gets a lot of friends cause he's really cool. Really. Oh, and he falls in love, kinda, cause it's a high school romance. Got it?
Then a lot of shit happens, because it's supposed to be slice of life, and then a lot of shit must happen even if nothing happens. It's a really cool way of writing a shitload of chapters. Got it?
Superpowered Lesbian Murder Crew
(spoilers, obv)
the novel is categorized as a romance, but it's been 147 chapters and there are barely signs of any romance. pacing is so slow that barely a month has passed in the current timeline though it's been 100+ chapters.
main character is an absolute idiot when she first transmigrates by drinking a bottle of acrylic while drunk and consequently dying --> transmigrating. for the first 20 or so chapters, her head isn't functioning properly so she makes a bunch of dumb mistakes and brings on lots of hate as a result of this-- she must've lost all her brain cells from drinking all that paint.
side characters have a lot of focus, sometimes upstaging the female lead. male leads are all married or engaged. one male lead is an annoying kid. the other is on his way of becoming a sociopath. the one that everyone thought was going to be a male lead turned out to be gay. female lead is hopeless at romance and cares more about satisfying her greed. the characters are all immature.
the main character's former owner of her current body physically & emotionally abused her maid. her maid then goes to kill FL's older sister's unborn child.
FL is engaged to an old man for the first arc of the novel (140 chapters). society is 100% sexist.
RowPin I like this XD
Mine:
Romance: What the heck of a title? Another CEO thing. rolled eyes
Action: Mafia? What the heck? They supposed to be bloody killing and riots. Not holding secrets of reincarnation, time-traveling, and immortality. duh
Then the world leads/ruled by a woman (Mafia Alliance Section 001) who wasn't showing her story but just mentions her name and so little act the entire 300chaps. lel
Mine:
Guy fails at being isekai protagonist. Starts cooking instead and causes people to get fat in that world.
Eventually starts stabbing things well with kitchen utensils, all the while hating that the world forces him to continuously make bulls-eyes. If only he were dropped into a different anime or video game world like the ones he keeps referencing.
It was written by me when I was sober.
The main character just wants to quickly become rich. He is a treasure hunter. But, on the way there are many obstacles. These are not robbers, these are not pirates, these are not clans, and not even wizards.
And the usual routine, obtaining permits, registration, household routine of life. And he can’t just find the treasure, as the clue for the clue is difficult to find.
(the novel has been rewritten three times. The original idea was too confusing, boring, conspiratorial, not logical, but it looked interesting. After changing the novel three times, the original idea dissolved and the new one appeared as Obaki-chan's ghost).
He will be able to find, but it does not look logical, it seems that Dara has a friend, this is the author, so he will help him.
But this is similar to the story of Ged, who sailed on a boat made only by magic, as he fell asleep, the magic spell was dispelled and the boat disappeared. And Ged herself began to sink.
So far, 9 chapters. But the protagonist cannot help breaking out into the field, finally starting to search for treasures and find treasures.
Damn how it got, to describe the world in which he lives, it's time to fall in the field and look for money !!!
The novel has changed three times, so there are fewer readers, two subscribers have faded. Yes, and the time spent on verification, re-written chapters, took time by 3 weeks. Therefore, there were no updates on the other three novels. What caused the outflow of readers and minus 10 subscribers.
Life goes on!
Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter copycat. That's simply what Sustaining the King's Life is.
Hi There Clowniac
This is my new story book SILENCE : says it all
Link:
https://dynamic.webnovel.com/book/15195572205365605?utm_source=writerShare&utm_campaign=4306606724
Synopsis:
After being framed and raped FIZA YAQUB, daughter of a famous lawyer WAZIB YAQUB came back from jail and was facing a new world. Now, she is slut slept with 3 men.
She was fighting with her menal illness, with her dark future when one day, she saw one of her rapists has been murdered.
Hope you will like it.
Oh come on this a hilarious topic. Don't break the streak, especially with plain self promos. (at least play along)
For my longer novel: A modern businesswoman with an identity crisis gets crammed into the body of a toddler in a fantasy world. Fails at being an Otome villainess. Faces impending doom with old lady hobbies like cooking and making soap. Probably play unintentional therapist. Needs a vacation already and she's only 2.
Newer active one: Insane asylum graduate gets younger and redos the worst island vacation ever. Ready to cut a bitch, or smash some coconuts, either or. Lots of survival tips, may or may not be effective in real life. Sidekick teenaged siblings along for the messy ride. Totally not a dragged out Game of Thrones boring tropical island edition. Cameo of magic snake god somewhere in this.
This is not a promotion thread. It is a humor thread making fun of our own books. Please try to stay on topic. =)
Mine :
A trashy story about a chocolate addicted ghost , that failed multiple times in taking her license exam for the after life . A ghost addict that is not in jail bars just yet , upon taking another entrance exam she found herself having a really hard time getting notice of a walking ice block which is her 2nd test .Doing her best just to get notice she didn't know that she's been jailed by that ice blocks heart and she's been tricked into entering it through chocolates 
This everyone is my trashy story 
A dark themed zombie apocalypse game element web novel with nobody who reading it.
A Trash in the Apocalypse
https://www.webnovel.com/book/15455773706592305/Trash-in-the-Apocalypse
you didn't say it had to be published
about an actress indirectly trained as a cultivator who transmigrated to a xianxia world but it actually has like weird universe conspiracy. the way she transmigrated is pretty trashy. not truck-kun. and after transmigration, she thought it was a game and ended up listening to the voice's instructions and continued being fooled for a while. went to study in a boring school. for the most part, despite being the main character, she'll be acting like some super beautiful side or extra character that will make you question the point of the novel. then from just xianxia, it turns to kingdom building (oh, and she plot armorly got the land for her kingdom) because she was bored and romance because she never had a lovelife so she's basically thirsty. disguises as a boy at some point and flirted with a man with it. if i were to estimate, the male lead will only show up after a thousand chapters which should be far.
People just ruining the thread.
A piece of wood who is traumatised by his former life, involuntarily travels trough medieval Europe while constantly giving his biased opinion on everything while nobody cares for it.
Clowniac read it and got so upset, he edited it, resulting in a shiny pieace of poop.
Not because of the Clown's skill, but the myth of turning lead into gold has not worked to a great extent.
You're right. That IS explaining it badly. XD
Are... are you and @Tomoyuki involved together in the whole "public self-loathing fetish" thing?
More like, if I self loathe, I can be like, "You're a dick, I know because I'm a bigger one."
It was a story about an airhead introvert somehow getting a leveling system in her phone and decides to believe in it like an idiot she is without questioning about it.(I was trying to revise my story atm cause of this, but meh, too lazy for that.)
Just like any other degenerate otaku-gamer out there, of course she is so happy when her actual strength increased for real. But no shit reality would let her be happy as it give her a warning by making her suffers in nightmare of how cruel the world could be.
So, basically, the fate of the entire shitty world is in her hand, should she just crush it and don't give a flying crap about it? Or become a hypocrite hero by protecting the world? Well, I don't know, don't ask me.
Clowniac Blame a good number of my readers. They are the ones who totally destroyed my self-esteem and confidence and persauded me into thinking I'm garbage who has no business writing stories, and should f off from the site instead of polluting it (their words), and threatened me so that I would delete my story.
Clowniac Trust me, after you hit rock bottom upon receiving an inane amount of insults, suffering constant harassment on Discord to the point where you are forced to delete your account, humiliated right in front of everyone in the main server, driven off another writing website because people absolutely hate you work and forced you to remove your story by spamming 0.5 ratings daily (and some hate reviews), receiving inflammatory comments on your story on the new writing website where you decide to post again that constantly tell you how garbage your story is (an echo of what happened in the previous site), you will find that it's not exactly an enjoyable experience.
There were times when I seriously considered suicide as a legitimate way to escape the harassment and insults.
Tomoyuki that's not how you should react ah. though don't drop novels like i do i mean, you can always learn. i've started writing here at november 2018, had a good grammar but no sense of sentence to paragraph to big picture level construction. but now, after like more than a year, i'm not very good but i'm very okay now. though still quite lacking. and i haven't published anything.
That sucks, though I think if that happened, you have some awesome talent. Upsetting people to that level is very hard to do. (In my Pov)
So, you experience a writer's average Tuesday, then.
Welcome to the club! We have totebags and tea mugs!
I know things like that can be discouraging. It sucks that people are assholes. But genuinely, ain't nobody here talking trash about you. A lot of people like you. We're glad you're here.
And fuck those people. They can all go die in a bus fire. <3
Tomoyuki don't consider that just because of criticisms. writing can be improved. i'm sort of the same as you, i feel like i'm the one who needs to adjust for anything. in real life, i've been insulted a lot too. all i thought was i should just learn to be calm even when facing such situations. some of them, i don't mind anymore. while the rest, i still have to force myself to laugh at it. and that's what you need to do. not the latter part. do the do not mind part.
I'm not really sure but....
Killed then transferred, the click-bait cliche used once again. With a promise of war&military and none in sight so far the mc starts to develop in the new world. Problems, fights, new stuff, etc. But, there is a fluffy doggo. Also, the author returns after a long hiatus so the pace has yet to quicken. Nothing much has actually happened story wise...
Some bois finds out he has machine powers and decides to : fix worldo and gains machine army then portal to fantasy world opens up and all hell breaks loose
A cat comes out of an egg and does not question it.
So, yeah, there’s this girl who went through a bunch of things no girl, period, should ever go through, then after losing a few screws due to the experience she goes on to build a harem with her brothers as its first members while rising to stardom.
Also, Tomoyuki Just think about it positively. Bad attention is attention all the same. At least you have people willing to waste their time on you. Wish I had haters too. I want to be destroyed too! Am I weird to think that? My best friend kept saying that she’s confused whether I’m a sadist or masochist since I like tragedy, (character) death, and torture. :D
ihateyounot if you want it on people, you're a sadist. if you want it yourself, then your a masochist.
(>.>) pervert
Clowniac uh oh...I am sorry... I didn't understand that...
