In the beginning, Author created the plot and outline. Now the plot was formless and empty, blankness was over the surface of the page, and the mind of Author was hovering over the keyboard.
And Author said, "Let there be characters," and there were characters. Author saw that the protagonist was good, so he separated the protagonist from the antagonist. Author called the protagonist "Hero," and the antagonist he called "villain." And there was conflict, and there was resolution - the main outline.
And Author said, "Let there be breaks to separate chapters from chapters." So Author divided the story into chapters that made it easier for readers to read, and it was so.
And Author said, "Let there be a setting, a world in which the story exists in." For he had read many books and enjoyed many worlds. He proceeded to build a world of his own, making use of his own laws and imagination, conceiving a rich universe populated by characters of his own making. Contrived conflicts, convenient plot devices, Deus ex Machina - none were too taboo to insert into his world, for it belonged to him and him alone.
And Author said, "Let there be drama, so that the story won't be so stagnant." For every crest, there was a trough. Thus the story strove toward the climax. Climaxes of many kinds, as Author came to a realization that sex sells, and so he developed romance between characters and sculpted them to look as beautiful as possible. Then he had them entwined in throes of naked and passionate esctasy, to appeal to the hormonal teenage audience. And Author saw that it was good.
Then Author said, "Let there be a website where I can publish this for all to read." He proceeded to scrounge the Internet for a website that suits his needs, upload his story and published it publically. Author learned the tricks and tactics of becoming popular, and how to spread his Word to a captivated audience.
Then Author said, "Let there be daily updates." For readers only want a consistently written story that has a new chapter posted everyday. Particularly as a way to alleviate their boredom. And thus the Author provided. All he asked in return was for comments and reviews, but only of the very specific kind. Any review lower than 3 stars, he eliminated, so as not to hurt his rating. Only praise was acceptable. Criticism was refuted, for the Author was a prideful person, and believed that his story was a masterpiece bereft of any flaws.
Then Author said, "Let there be a contract." For his views have been artificially inflated, the rating of his story kept consistent at 5 stars, and critics silenced forevermore. Surely this meant that he could make money, that he was successful. For the world revolved around him and his story alone, and his desire for money cannot be suppressed. With one eye on Premium and another on Privilege, he began plotting - not simply the plotting of his story, but also of profits.
Author saw all that he had made, and it was very good. Thus was the story created.