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Dear authors of xianxia novels,
please stop! Every time I try to read one of your stories, I put up with all the nonsense that comes with it. I'll ignore that your MCs are disgusting psychopaths who would kill an entire sect of mostly innocent and oblivious people, just because one guy offended them once. I'll also ignore that your MCs have to suffer through painful training and life-threatening situations for hundreds of chapters for some tiny boost in power, while their followers and rivals randomly eat a flower to achieve the same effect. I'll even look past the constant, droning boredom of your story loops, like the classic levelup-insult-faceslap-levelup-insult.
Yeah, for today I'll ignore all of those in favor of a simple message: If you can't write proper female characters, don't write them at all. The current state of affairs helps no one, neither your novel nor your readers. As it turns out, not every woman in the world is a supermodel. You might not be aware of this, but not all your female characters have to be a beauty, a fox, a seductress, a fairy or a demoness.
On that note: there's also more than three types of women in the world, which you'd know if you had met more than three women in your lives. Here's a challenge: Try describing the personality of the female characters in your novel without any of the following words: Gentle, Motherly, Calm, Cunning, Cold, Mischievous. Impossible you say? Might I interest you in the purchase of this thesaurus here?
[Deep Breath]
Here's another question for you: Why is it that when the son of the local ruler is slightly impolite with the nameless MC on their first meeting, his entire extended family deserves to be wiped out? But when the local ruler's daughter, who tortures and kills people for entertainment, tries multiple times to assassinate the MC, her punishment is to get added to the harem? And of course, all the murder isn't really her fault, because her daddy was mean to her once and she cried about it. Fuck off, will you? Maybe treat your female characters the same as every other character in your story? Like, just for a change? Try it, maybe you'll like it... rather than having those shallow Mary Sues constantly ruin my enjoyment of an otherwise solid novel.
That's another thing: Please stop with the overpowered little girls. Why would you establish that the MC is a once-in-a-million-years talent, but then three chapters later you introduce a girl who is one year younger and ten times more talented? What was the point of establishing the MC's talent then? Why would you lie to your readers and ruin the moment right away? Do you think any reader is gonna like the Mary Sue character who broke the established rules of the novel to become OP? You can't be that oblivious, can you?
At least don't string me along for dozens of chapters of the MC's hard work and then have some random Mary Sue show up out of nowhere to take away my payoff. I don't appreciate it no matter how much of a heavenly beauty she is.
[Glass breaking. More deep breaths.]
I get it, you're thirsty, you want a hot and cool girlfriendo who gives you scary looks and orders you to lick her feet, but you're harming your novel with your fantasies. Just write some smut on the side to let off steam, no reason to let it bleed into your main work.
Okay that's it. Just wanted to get that off my chest. I think my blood pressure is close to human levels again, and that throbbing vein on my temple didn't burst, so at least I won't have to clean up the blood. Please try to be good, dear xianxia authors, or I might have to write another one of these to keep my head from exploding.
Kindly Fuck Off,
SociableHermit