Hello, I'm back again. I'm here to gather some basically useless but not so useless superpowers like the title says. Here are some examples:
・Super Strength. But it only lasts for a fraction of a second.
・The ability to fly. But only above a milimeter from the surface.
・Teleportation. But you can only teleport an inch from your position.
・Super Speed. But you'll temporarily be blind while using it.
Kronoos Stopping time, but when it's stopped you're also unable to move, only your consciousness is active.
Freezing people, but will temporarily become extremely cold yourself.
The ability to control breeze but only a meter around you.
Or the ability to control a low amount of water around ( 500ml maximum)
Kronoos that could work too.
Both would grant the character different strengths tho.
Through mine a character could hide.
Through yours a character could do things more sneakily.
Mine would also allow sneaky actions, but limited by the characters skill at doing them with their eyes closed and breath held.
Yours would also allow hiding, but if someone looked in the character's direction they'd be seen.
So essentially they are two different types of invisibilities. Both useless yet useful all the same.
lynerparel actually this one is really useful. Also really logical. MC can get out of any issue with enough time to think.
Create airless dome around you, but its around your head and only covers your head.
(Actually this could save you in space....)
immortality but only works after becoming age of 65.
ERROR404PAGENULL0 Don't you mean air dome? I'll stick with airdome. Aside from saving you in space, it can also save you from assassination attempts. Since assassin's need to be quick in their killing, they usually aim for the head. So with an airdome around your head, you can deflect throwing weapons. Also, you can breath underwater! It's useless'nt indeed.
The ability to erase typos but not control when it happens.
Every time you hic up there's an electrical outage in a mile radius.
Every time your scared candy pops into existence that may or may not of been in the process of being eaten.
You have a hairstreak that acts as a personal mood ring by changing colors depending on your feelings, no dye doesn't cover it since it lights up as well.
The ability to scratch an itch with a thought, does not have to be your own buuuut boy does it creep people out if you itch theirs.
You find "lost" items no one living or dead cares about. Yup no treasure hunting for you but you got a pretty darn good button collection.
If you lick some one, your saliva is like tiger balm. Poor mom didn't like breast feeding you. No kissing, blow jobs or eating a woman out. However very high quality menthol pain relieving properties but you can't bottle it or mix it with stuff, must be striaght from your mouth to the affected area.
Exactly what kind of power are you looking for? Humorous, serious, deadly, annoying, not helpful, rarely helpful, mean, kind, a life hurdle, only works on a certian type (animal, human, plant, objects, aliens in space), self defeating, only good for others or your self, awe inspiring but so brief, long lasting affect or short, physical, mental, spiritual, environmental?
Kronoos
Extreme senses to the point that you can’t process anything.
The ability to fly, but you get severe diarrhea
Dalton_Reutlinger Imagine flying and the diarrhea starts flowing out 
PrincessDustbunny Humurous because I want my MC to have a fake persona. Everyone would think he's this omnipotent god who could end a battle with a mere punch, but in truth, he calculated everything in the fight just to defeat his enemy with his Super Strength that only lasts for a fraction of a second. While everyone is at awe, my MC would be resting since he fried his brain by over calculating every fight.
VinixxVidixxVici This is pretty good if the protagonist can control it in a whim. Otherwise it would just slowly sap his sanity.
Dalton_Reutlinger So this guy, basically.
The ability to never get intoxicated, but alcohol tastes and smells like puppy poo
Dalton_Reutlinger Why would I want to drink alcohol but not want to get toxicated ?
Krizantem You avoid the migraine later on.
ability to remain awake but only works when tired.
darkneblade Well if that isn't me already
Ability to open any door but only if the door is unlocked.
GegeSadewa Useful if the door is too heavy
The ability immobilize anyone, but you are also immobilized.
The ability to see into the future, but you are frozen for the amount of time ahead you see.
The ability to see into the future, but you get imperfect information/can’t a control what you see. An example would be seeing that someone dies without seeing how they die or who kills them.
The ability to see into the past.
The ability to change others perceptions. That way they could think you are strong when you are not really. The drawback would be that you couldn’t actually do anything with your powers. You just change what people think they saw.
The ability to reverse time, but you can’t change it when it goes forward again.
Immortality but only when you want to die. Happiness is your bane.
