I can't find one ho can guide me
How to find a lover?
If you see a man you like... grab him and don't let go.
But don't chain him in your basement... they don't like that. AT ALL.
Much like cats, they like to roam around. Just make sure you keep plenty of food and beverages to lure them back and you should be all set. Goodluck 
Well unless he's into that kinky stuff.
Hehehe
Lol! I'm just loving this thread. XD
EternalNightLotus should I call the cops now or wait until something happens
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Ma_Jerose_Basilio dont be sorry! Being single is great
I can tell you how NOT to find a lover and lose the lover you currently have lol.
I can be your lover for 10$ per day. We can hold hands and talk about anything you like.
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This turned dark extremely quick.
get on roblox and say you're a girl
Sacrishee I'm sure I wouldn't survive that horror show...
Omg the comments
Or SecondLife....
I'm bi sexual. If you buy, i'm sexual ;)
If you pay enough, I'm tri sexual, because I'll try anything sexual ;)
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Try a m a z o n 
Don't go binding people in basement, it's to much work you know.
Unless its a frequent habit then it may be worthwhile to have your own basement dungeon... errr play room... yeah... play room... 
In fact, it's very sad that you are so worried about it that you are looking for advice on the forum ... I understand how it feels to be lonely